An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 153 Characters)
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 107 Characters)
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 147 Characters)
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 138 Characters)
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 124 Characters)
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 178 Characters)
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