Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 108 Characters)
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 197 Characters)
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 160 Characters)
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 163 Characters)
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 92 Characters)
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 176 Characters)
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