Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 110 Characters)
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 174 Characters)
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 220 Characters)
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 203 Characters)
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 75 Characters)
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