Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 122 Characters)
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 122 Characters)
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 59 Characters)
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 157 Characters)
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 127 Characters)
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 250 Characters)
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