Funny SMS Message - Beauty is not how you look it..

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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Category :	Funny SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	138 Characters

Funny SMS
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta..	Jija Sali ji aapke yahan ki sabse..
Patient to Doc Aapne nurse bahut achhi..	Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door..
Wife Darling today is our anniversary what..	Dosti karo college wali se pyar karo..
Great Calculation Only 20 boys have brains..	Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar..
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha par..	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
Mom Beti badi ho kar kya karogi..	Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha..
Dad Son what do you want for..	Teacher Agar apna character sudharna hai to..
Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai..	Dream makes everything possible Hope makes everything..
Medical Shayari When you breathe you respire..	Always start your day with a lot..
If I was an artist you would..	Maalik Ramu iss saal tum 4 bar..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
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