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Funny SMS Message - In a train ticket checker to a..


In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Category : Funny SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 220 Characters


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