Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 165 Characters)
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 162 Characters)
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 109 Characters)
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 166 Characters)
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 149 Characters)
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 114 Characters)
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