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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	165 Characters

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