Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 139 Characters)
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 158 Characters)
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 145 Characters)
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 102 Characters)
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 160 Characters)
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 165 Characters)
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