Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 178 Characters)
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 87 Characters)
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 138 Characters)
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 131 Characters)
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 157 Characters)
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 234 Characters)
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