Santa Banta SMS Message - Teacher to santa where were you born..

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Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	157 Characters

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