What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 164 Characters)
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 167 Characters)
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 137 Characters)
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 156 Characters)
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 153 Characters)
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