Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 153 Characters)
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 116 Characters)
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 157 Characters)
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 197 Characters)
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 95 Characters)
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 127 Characters)
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