Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 84 Characters)
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 157 Characters)
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 132 Characters)
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 165 Characters)
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 168 Characters)
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 162 Characters)
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