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Naughty SMS Message - A cat tries to get a sausage..


A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Category : Naughty SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 167 Characters


Naughty SMS

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