Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Length: 171 Characters)
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Length: 165 Characters)
Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Length: 161 Characters)
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 122 Characters)
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 132 Characters)
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 59 Characters)
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