Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 104 Characters)
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 141 Characters)
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Length: 153 Characters)
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.
Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Length: 169 Characters)
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 122 Characters)
;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Category: ASCII SMS Language: Hindi Length: 122 Characters)
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