Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 151 Characters)
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 179 Characters)
M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Length: 232 Characters)
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Category: ASCII SMS Language: English Length: 169 Characters)
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Category: ASCII SMS Language: English Length: 32 Characters)
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Length: 236 Characters)
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