A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 153 Characters)
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 114 Characters)
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 142 Characters)
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 168 Characters)
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 160 Characters)
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 158 Characters)
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