Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 166 Characters)
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 147 Characters)
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Length: 105 Characters)
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 197 Characters)
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 95 Characters)
._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
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(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Length: 177 Characters)
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