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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	132 Characters

Santa Banta SMS
Santa apni GF ko I love u..	Santas shayari Kutta marr gaya razai vich..
Banta Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..	Santa Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift..
Whats Ford Santa Gaadi Whats Oxford Santa..	Santa and Banta went for a drive..
Santa Mein tere 64 de 64 dand..	Pappu while filling up a form Dad..
Santas urine report got exchanged with a..	How do you recognize Santas son Pappu..
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife..	Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke..
Teacher What should be in a book..	I have liked many but loved very..
Nurse Congrats Santa ji aap papa ban..	History teacher asked Santa Name kalidass brother..
Santa giving exam while standing at the..	Preeto Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein..
Translation from hindi to english Khushi ke..	Why did santa keep the door open..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
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