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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	132 Characters

Santa Banta SMS
Pappu was writing his fathers name on..	To live this life I need a..
Why did Santa throw the butter out..	Girl Will u marry me Santa No..
Santa asked Banta Why Manmohan Singh goes..	Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola..
Banta Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..	Santa to Pappu Wheres Sukhna Lake Pappu..
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on..	Teacher I want you to tell me..
Santa Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift..	Teacher to santa where were you born..
Santa walks into a library says Can..	Master Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan..
Translation from hindi to english Khushi ke..	Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata..
Santa I kiss my wife everyday before..	Lady to inspector Santa My husband went..
Frog Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai Santa..	Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya Santa..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
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