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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

Category :	Funny SMS
Language :	Punjabi
SMS Length :	127 Characters

Funny SMS
Mon to Sun From Jan To Dec..	Mallika went to a swimming pool in..
Tum haste raho nachte raho muskurate raho..	Ladki ek aisi paheli hai kabhi teri..
Dosti karo college wali se pyar karo..	Patient to Doc Aapne nurse bahut achhi..
Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kar..	Munna bhai Agar bina danto ka kutta..
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai har..	Lady drinking coke machhar falls in Lady..
Wife Darling today is our anniversary what..	Gal Do u have any sentimental love..
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c main ohnu..	Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan..
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car Khadke glassi..	Boy I am not rich like rohit..
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar..	Rabri Ka karat ho Laalu Ek dost..
Good news A new way to send..	Jise koyal samjhe woh kauwa nikla Dosti..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
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