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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

Category :	Funny SMS
Language :	Punjabi
SMS Length :	127 Characters

Funny SMS
An englishman bihari punjabi were standing on..	Getting married is very much like going..
Wife Darling today is our anniversary what..	Dosti karo college wali se pyar karo..
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi ek..	Whats the difference between wife n neighbours..
Mom Beti badi ho kar kya karogi..	Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan..
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai kabhi teri..	Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car Khadke glassi..
Boy I am not rich like rohit..	Patient to Doc Aapne nurse bahut achhi..
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha par..	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
Lady drinking coke machhar falls in Lady..	An engineering student to his sweeper brother..
Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai..	Mon to Sun From Jan To Dec..
Geeta mein likha hai are yaar yahan..	Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kar..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
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