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Funny SMS Message - Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai..


Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Category : Funny SMS
Language : Punjabi
SMS Length : 162 Characters


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