Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 138 Characters)
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 124 Characters)
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Length: 127 Characters)
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Length: 143 Characters)
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