An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 126 Characters)
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 124 Characters)
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 174 Characters)
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
Category: Fathers Day SMS Language: English Length: 109 Characters)
I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
Category: Fathers Day SMS Language: English Length: 80 Characters)
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