What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 127 Characters)
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 138 Characters)
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 143 Characters)
Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 115 Characters)
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 131 Characters)
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 154 Characters)
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