If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Length: 148 Characters)
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 129 Characters)
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 125 Characters)
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 155 Characters)
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 160 Characters)
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 99 Characters)
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