Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 126)
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 143)
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 178)
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 87)
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